Money, Smartphone and Accident: The blame game

The blame game

By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 November 2022 4:32

Just go on Craigslist and buy a phone with a screen cracked like your brother's was just before you dropped it. Restorative justice -- that's the future.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 November 2022 4:32

Just go on Craigslist and buy a phone with a screen cracked like your brother's was just before you dropped it. Restorative justice -- that's the future.