Health: Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked...

By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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Comments

ocramavaf 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 9:10

some people dont like to hear about past relationships of their significant others for many reasons including this although he should have been more careful about. getting himself tested.

Manicpanic13 9

Wednesday 6 March 2013 13:29

Man-***** and some b*tch friends!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 6 March 2013 14:20

Dump him and get yourself checked. And call everyone of those "friends" and inform them then delete their numbers. You need a whole new set of friends. Personally I would move from the area and inform those "not on the list" to never give my number or contact information to the "listed friends."