Health: Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked...

By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

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By anonymous - 04/07/2012 14:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 5 March 2013 22:57

Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.

WrongRomance 11

Tuesday 5 March 2013 22:57

Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.

Comments

S182 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:24

So... Is there a form you usually have someone fill out where they give you the name and contact info for everyone they ******? Even if you know who that person had sex with... Shit, even if the person is a virgin... He/she could still give you an STD. Wrap that shit up regardless.

Major_General 10

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:29

Found the town bicycle, right?

80sgurl 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:40

After that, I would've ended that relationship.

StayClassyLassy 6

Wednesday 6 March 2013 3:12

What about Op's friends? If he's a douchebag, her friends are *****.

nickehhh 3

Wednesday 6 March 2013 3:22

you must be great friends if you didn't know that more than one of your friends slept with this guy...

your_wife_sucks 3

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:43

sucks to have hot friends

dr_snow_bear 29

Wednesday 6 March 2013 7:17

And you didn't know this. Yea right. YDI

pheebs314 17

Wednesday 6 March 2013 7:47

65- I don't have a form, but I have talked to all of my partners before having sex with them about who they've had sex with. It's good sexual health, like using protection.