Health: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth...

By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

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redshortsx 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

That's just gross

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MarandaCano 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:05

niceeeee.

Lola_Niccoal_0 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:07

My friends boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth or wear deodorant, feel lucky. He has a hole in his back tooth that he can like put his tongue in. 0__0

xangelcutiexx 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:09

That's really gross.

sydneylol 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:27

thats...nice??..

lisha88 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:27

ewwwwwwwww breakup with him

allthatremains25 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:31

you didn't notice?

sydneyalexa 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:46

that's disgusting.

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