Health: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth...

By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By ToddlersWife - 15/06/2014 11:10 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

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By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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redshortsx 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!

knights95 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

That's just gross

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babygirrl 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:17

yeah , like THAT happened

vanillatwilight6 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:19

wouldnt you notice the smell?

lexxiFTW 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:20

that's not possible. if you didn't realize that then somethings wrong with you.

Cheylea 10

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:34

That's sick...

kateleen16 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:38

he's a keeper ;)

shelbyyyy11 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:46

have you not kissed yet?

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:49

ewwww disgusting, much?

Beck2209 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:52

Have you lost two of your senses?

TBabe023 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:56

How do you not notice this.?

SpeechQween94 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:02

Eeeewwww!

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