By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 501
You deserved it 39
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0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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dizzle_doneski 0

lololololol

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sammmy129 0

one of the many reasons to dislike cats!

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hersheyk0 0

i dont like this picture it doesnt give the fml justice

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goldberg2046 0

don't eye charts start with the big letters at the top?

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daisydukeduchess 0

omg thats funny and i agree w/ #139 and #137

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justjayit 0

I didn't even get the illustration until I read the FML, and then I just thought it looked kinda lame.

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