Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period....

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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Thursday 25 November 2010 23:32

At least your not pregnant :]

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Thursday 25 November 2010 23:24

WOW, That really sucks

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lovestoomassage 0

Friday 26 November 2010 7:37

lol Damm.... fyl...

BabesYourAStar 0

Friday 26 November 2010 8:29

YDI.

laniL_fml 0

Friday 26 November 2010 9:16

Sucks to your asmar! ha ha.

YourWetDream 0

Friday 26 November 2010 10:41

Is this a reference to the book Lord of the Flies? lolz I hated that book

Aoife_ckyou 0

Friday 26 November 2010 10:40

all evidence points to the op being britney spears.

wriptidez 0

Friday 26 November 2010 12:45

dont get drunk

Andy4443 0

Friday 26 November 2010 13:06

could your name be Britney spears?

apv12 0

Friday 26 November 2010 13:43

it could be worse: you could wake up pregnant and with a stranger in your bed

agilldesign 0

Friday 26 November 2010 13:58

I agree that is a crappy way to wake up

benmyers 0

Friday 26 November 2010 16:29

just like brittney spears

MaJiN_fml 2

Friday 26 November 2010 16:52

win

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