Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period....

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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Thursday 25 November 2010 23:32

At least your not pregnant :]

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Thursday 25 November 2010 23:24

WOW, That really sucks

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wowzersselainee 0

Friday 26 November 2010 3:15

whtt are u copying Britney spears ?

groeneveld 0

Friday 26 November 2010 3:35

you sound hot we should hook up. do you have rubber boots?

skyeyez9 24

Friday 26 November 2010 4:22

Justin Bieber?

hiddydiddy 0

Friday 26 November 2010 8:01

WIN!

buggybeauty 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:24

well, you deserve all of the above. I'd say grow a pair, but...

Borntorasiehell 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:38

Haha sucks for you happy thanksgiving

Asoman 3

Friday 26 November 2010 5:58

just be happy you got the period ;)

livinthefridge13 1

Friday 26 November 2010 6:10

Win!

purplepickle 0

Friday 26 November 2010 6:13

come on, im sure you wouldn't be saying "YDI for drinking" if this happened to you the one time you had a few too many.

MuchDance90s 0

Friday 26 November 2010 8:10

American puritans except when it comes to **** or consumerism, then the high and mighty of this country fall hard

yeppers6502 0

Friday 26 November 2010 6:26

drinking is stupid and here's the proof!

Iamnotyourmom 0

Friday 26 November 2010 6:28

YDI for drinking. I don't feel any pity for you :)

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