Health: Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

KatrinaKitten 16

Friday 1 July 2011 0:09

Supposedly toothpaste dries it up, but it contains some chemicals that can irritate your skin.

myleshoops 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:10

Worse=more noticeable, am I right?

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Kespio 0

Monday 4 July 2011 9:48

When you use "not only" u have to use "but also"

sydneyaval 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:17

pop the god damn pimple fag!

amarv01 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:14

toothpaste… on a pimple?

Thecarpaltunnelo 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:13

Hmmmm. Try baking soda next time, maybe?

littlelotte98 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:55

so you watch doctor oz too

daridoodle 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:32

I thought that it was putting toothpaste on a burn... O.O

harmonyluffs 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:30

ur supposed 2 put it on bug bites not pimples lol

GummyBearX 2

Monday 21 November 2011 2:04

And you put toothpaste on your pimple beacause..?

fence4good 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 5:27

Can you say "idiot?" I put toothoaste on my friends' faces while they're asleep when they stay the night, because it BURNS wherever i put the toothaste.

Kennuckle_fml 6

Monday 19 March 2012 16:13

If I was a girl, I'd pop it and put cover up on it.

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