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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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KatrinaKitten 16

Friday 1 July 2011 0:09

Supposedly toothpaste dries it up, but it contains some chemicals that can irritate your skin.

myleshoops 0

Friday 1 July 2011 0:10

Worse=more noticeable, am I right?

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mariahkarinne 0

Friday 1 July 2011 6:37

it worked once with me, I think it was crest

ripstikchik17 0

Friday 1 July 2011 6:37

i did the exact same thing! major fail

CeeCee_fml 16

Friday 1 July 2011 7:16

Bummer. The toothpaste worked for me.

emino_fml 0

Friday 1 July 2011 7:20

been there done that

mchakkiwala 0

Friday 1 July 2011 7:27

toothpaste contains calcium and flouride..did it give your pimple a boner?

mahomie97 7

Friday 1 July 2011 7:48

ohh haha thanks for the advice, i was juss gonna do that! haha

j_cat187 19

Friday 1 July 2011 8:13

try peroxide and a needle.

bananagurl17 0

Friday 1 July 2011 8:27

wouldn't that basically be the same thing?

train0716 6

Friday 1 July 2011 9:05

it does work but only on a certain type of pimples. if it's big-ish and red then you dab some toothpaste on it and let it dry. it worked for me. maybe it depends on your skin...

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 1 July 2011 9:05

admittedly, i had to do a double-take on this one. heh. |the kid|

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