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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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SereniLove 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:08

what an ass.

TXCandy 3

Monday 17 January 2011 9:22

license plates??? u should have run faster!

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valri3 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:36

Hahahahahahhahaha *and closes the page*

dixieoutlaw 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 0:29

It was mayhem lol

pedromag8 0

Friday 21 January 2011 3:31

if it was me running to towards his car he would of been crying and not so eagerly waiting for the worst beating of his life

the_huldra 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:08

Sure he would tough guy...

Gymnast317 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:27

What a Dick!

sonywebbie 6

Wednesday 20 November 2013 17:29

Hit and run he can go to jail for that

Kale_Mehew17 6

Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:22

Hope your car is alright. Guy is a dick!

FweakofCydonia 40

Saturday 2 January 2016 21:49

Did he do a maniacal laugh like The Joker?

RKDxNT3000 10

Monday 16 May 2016 5:27

That is a felony.

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