Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Ainarr 29

Tuesday 1 January 2019 23:39

fml is going downhill. this doesn’t even look moderated anymore. this formatting looks awful. what is this.

Anthony Wilham Ray Reed 2

Tuesday 1 January 2019 20:18

did you get his plates.

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Anthony Wilham Ray Reed 2

Tuesday 1 January 2019 20:18

did you get his plates.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 1 January 2019 23:11

I had that happen to me. I pulled over she drove off. I then spotted her parked in a side street in front of another vehicle. When I pulled up she tried the whole "it was not safe to stop there" schtick (I had pulled off the road) and I queried why she stopped down a side street having passed multiple safe places to stop? Turns out she was driving in slip-on sandals and her foot had slipped and the car went into mine and apparently, a pushed in rear end of a car was no damage. My dash cam also had caught her number plate so if she had gotten away I could have reported her as leaving the scene of an accident.

Ainarr 29

Tuesday 1 January 2019 23:39

fml is going downhill. this doesn’t even look moderated anymore. this formatting looks awful. what is this.

Ladisa 28

Wednesday 2 January 2019 1:14

Absolutely. What is going on?

Mungolikecandy 19

Wednesday 2 January 2019 8:12

A lot of them look like the ones which used to get on the "worst FML of the week".

kazekai8 11

Wednesday 2 January 2019 20:10

Time to geta dashcam it helps alot

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