Kids: Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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hiddydiddy 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:03

She will grow up to be a very amazing person.

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Friday 19 November 2010 12:01

haha wat a funny kid

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MegenTheMaster 7

Thursday 12 May 2016 0:09

Lol

briedabro 32

Friday 30 September 2016 19:58

I would put my hand over my mom's mouth when she would sing when I was a baby/toddler. It wasn't because she was a bad singer or anything. It was because I hated music.

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