By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States
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Oh that sucks. FYL.
You know what they say: Threeing is Believing!
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Show the commentCreepy!
"Today, I discovered I'm bi and my boyfriend is cheating on me. Don't know if FML or LML......"
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HahaYDI
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I agree with 77 on this one.
kindofgocrazy
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LML?
I'm assuming it's Love My Life. But I could be wrong
nam3
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well that wuld have made him happy YDI
psych21
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This reminds me of the song It Wasn't Me by Shaggy. "How could I forget that I had given her an extra key."
mzbabygurl97
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"picture this we were caught redhanded banging on the bathroom floor" that shaggy?
mzbabygurl97
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Im sorry lyrics typo. :( "PICTURE THIS WE WERE BOTH BUTT NAKED BANGING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR" And to make my point shall i continue? "How could i forget that i had given her and extra key, All this time she was standing there, She never took her eyes off me" This Fml is so,so fake! You should have at least apologize to Shaggy for putting his lyrics to your bad use. :/
mzbabygurl97
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Im sorry again people. "an extra key"
OP did I find out when u touched her boob ROTFLMFAO!
..forget that I had given her an extra key, all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me.....
dangit never fails 69 is always my number or in my number ugh
Why did u sneak into his house? Noisy.
We weren't made to be your housekeeper, maid, or chef! I'd like to see 2 men trying to make a baby. Haha!!
F_fatchick_lives
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Go you!
greenltrn2003
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lmao...exactly! im pretty sure he was nervous cuz he got caught cheating...but then he prolly realized that this might be his only chance...
well seems somone might wanna be single for a while.
moonlight_daze
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Or someone will immediately find a "rebound" guy. And someone will treat this new guy like he's the same asshole that someone's previous boyfriend was.
happyvalleygirl
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so says #52, the bitter ex-boyfriend
organismal
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cool story, bro
Time for a rousing threesome.
nolimitfme
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F_fatchick_lives
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Because that would help....
Even though it really sucks that she's getting cheated on, that's DEFINITELY going a little too far.. Jeez :/ But yeah, FYL. I really hope you broke up with that asshole.
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mehwhateverr
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yes, because she's supposed to be a psychic and know he's a cheater, dammit! sarcasm alert. and you're an idiot.
Agreed @ #6 - that guy should have been happy to have a chick so willing and creative. I hope she smashed his face into the mirror and kicked the other chick out into the street naked.
Pandaloverr
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Why would she do that !?! The other girl would be sad && she was just felt up on so I am sure she and her are friends now(:
That's too much
I thought it said friend and was wondering why you were being a dick
Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!
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Show the comment... most normal couples really wouldn't be bothered by that. And if she had the extra key, it was most likely because the boyfriend gave it to her. LOL
Yeah... what's the big deal about that? I'd find it pretty sexy if my girl decided to surprise me by crawling into my bed with me on an early saturday morning... especially if she had her own key. It would be a bit creepy if she didn't.
perstephane
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Show the commentOf it was an announced visit you wouldn't need a key
sk8erboy_fml
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yes rip his balls off and shove em in the girls mouth
I like where this is going..... :D
you know it
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Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!
yes, because she's supposed to be a psychic and know he's a cheater, dammit! sarcasm alert. and you're an idiot.