Animals: Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge...

By Puppysit88 - 16/04/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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jp11692 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:23

hahah ew that sucks. poor puppy :(

lilacwords 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:20

Aww, I'm sorry. At least you didn't have it, yourself!

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Djc1412 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

stfuplz_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:29

you don't deserve this at all

zombina 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:41

Aww, poor puppy! Unfortunate for you though. haha

boomBOOMshake 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:53

Oh no! Poor puppy! It was scared shitless, hah. I hope it is all right.

curryndricegirll 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:57

That puppy must have been really scared for that to happen. Poor puppy, and of course poor you. I had kind of the same thing happen to me. I got excited to hold my new baby cousin, and then she pooped all over my new dress. I was eight years old.

King_of_Kings 3

Friday 17 April 2009 6:15

a puppy is scared shitless (literally) and you whine about him/her pooping on you? what about the puppy? he/she was scared. i'm pulling for the puppy in this. poor thing.

crs255 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:15

Talking about scaring the shit out someone

emadee 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:26

Haha #35 We did take our 130 lb mastiff to the vet once and I guess she was really scared cause all of a sudden she did the same thing as the puppy, having explosive diarrhea, running around and slipping in it and all that jazz. It was horrible. We were escorted out

dafreakinrican 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:54

I say don't let it get to you. It sucks, but hey, now you have a funny story to tell and everyone here got a good laugh out of it. If anything, hopefully the guy will give you like twenty or forty bucks for new pants?