Animals: Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge... - FML

By Puppysit88 - 16/04/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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jp11692 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:23

hahah ew that sucks. poor puppy :(

lilacwords 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:20

Aww, I'm sorry. At least you didn't have it, yourself!

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jaded110 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:16

Aww, poor puppy. :(

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:20

#37 Why was your dog outside in a thunderstorm?

laxitup 1

Friday 17 April 2009 4:27

hahahahaah at #36 poor thing you were only trying to comfort it though, you didnt know any better fyl and fhl

propelks09 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:37

ew i had a dog pee on me once but this is far worse

inerdablanket 4

Friday 17 April 2009 4:42

#15- Tonitrophobia

jakkal 0

Friday 17 April 2009 4:56

YDI. You should know better than to let a freaked out dog sit on your lap that's a thunderclap away from being scared shitless ;)

darkimmortal777 6

Friday 17 April 2009 5:00

awww poor puppy =) lol thats funny!

Futt_Buck 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:05

In Soviet Russia, pet sits on you!

Stateoflimbo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:11

WIN RUSSIA!! No, is Soviet Russia pet ***** you!! =P #68, do I know you?!

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Friday 17 April 2009 5:19

HAHAHAHAHA this is hilariousssss

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