Love: Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my...

By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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mack1688 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:12

as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.

memo619 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:19

I'm pretty sure you impressed him he never saw it coming

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nbk1405 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 9:56

I still think he'll ask her out.... just a feeling

AsianCookie247 14

Thursday 3 March 2011 11:30

Mr. Goodies.. you and your ta-ta's are Everywhere!

crankg 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:26

OOHH MY F*ING GAAAWD!?

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:28

I don't think his man boobs are related to this fml. Anyway, if i was said cut lip guy, I'd play the sympathy sex card

ShadyFTW1 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:51

pansexual? lmfao. nah your a lesbo.

ilaleahcim 6

Thursday 3 March 2011 13:00

Goodies. Seriously. Enough!

sooobe 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 13:34

retards. we all know one.

DakotaCat 4

Thursday 3 March 2011 14:40

Ouuuch!

1989mustang50 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 15:14

Wow your best move is attempted murder.... impressive

iloveloosy12 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 15:33

bet it's not very cool to kiss him huh?

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