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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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mack1688 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:12

as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.

memo619 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:19

I'm pretty sure you impressed him he never saw it coming

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ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:29

I don't think that was a stretch to assume, considering you said your ex is female. :P

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:31

If you're that good at skating, you should know basic safety precautions. YDI

grdianknight 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:36

come on now, if fml has taught us anything, it's trying to impress someone never works, lol

doubleshot555 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:45

Gay=Manboob action=EWWW

kingtz 6

Thursday 3 March 2011 3:47

That makes no sense! You're a girl, your ex is a "she". How are you not a lesbian or bisexual?

1_Classy_Hobo 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:13

holy ****. that must have sucked. besides why would you impress a guy with skating? that isn't exactly the greatest thing to them

bodnarfresh 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:24

He's probably psyched about his badass scar. Don't worry about it, Pansy-Poo.

OCDC 9

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:53

Next time you try the Iron Lotus, let him do the spinning and kicking.

andrew145 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:58

hahahaha

JustinThunder 8

Thursday 3 March 2011 4:53

She used to be a lesbian/bisexual. She never indicated that she never was one.

Hockeyboy4280 18

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:10

And what did Jimmy Macelroy's coach say about the Iron Lotus?! ONLY 2 MEN CAN DO IT! But seriously, fyl OP.

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