By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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kaykay5833 0

I modified this :) when I read it , I wanted to throw upp !

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ashleyboyd24 0

what does moderate mean?

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BreezyPear 0

I hope you didn't let her do it, you shouldn't feed insanity.

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hcolovex0x 0

What the he'll is wrong with that women? I don't even know what to say

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FlyMeToTheMoon 0

I'm going to be ******* sick. Thats effing gross.

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omnivector 0

honestly, you can't make this shit up.

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3141592653589793 0

Jesus! That is the most unsettling FML I have ever read. Ew.

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idreamofpeace 0

Eww! That is so gross and disturbing! *shudders*

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stef383 0

this is not a FML.... its just gross

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