By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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jdawg777 0

im the kinda guy who isnt grossed out by anything, piss, shit, spit, dead animals, blood, gore, whatever. but this just makes me shiver.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Ewwie >.< Bring your iPod with you everywhere... You never know when you might need it to block out situations like these

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fattydorito 0

Strangely, that doesn't gross me out that much. But it's weird as ****.

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NonchalantSavant 0

Disturbingly Hitchcockian. And not in a good way.

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TamaraCamera 0

ewww, gross now my life is ******, I did not want to know this, that just creepy.

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theflamezbegin 0

gag barf choke die

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ilovejellybean 0

omg! i would have died! that is the sickest thing ive ever heard!!!!

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