Love: Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached...

By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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Sunday 31 May 2009 10:25

ouch, i wouldn't pay the ransom if i were u

24788 6

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:35

At least you caught him in the action. Makes it much easier to believe it.

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haley_lynn 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:21

Damn, I'm sorry! That would suck. An I would be PISSED!

countrychick672 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:47

Damn sorry to hear that

Tikmysta 20

Saturday 24 December 2011 9:19

Ouch (1) & (2) y'all r getting a lil emotional up in here

alliebaba7 8

Monday 2 January 2012 22:29

FYL divorse?

iwood214 14

Tuesday 23 June 2015 16:52

Your son deserves a medal, good for him for catching that cheating bastard

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 17 December 2015 21:15

Dump him.

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