Love: Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached...

By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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Sunday 31 May 2009 10:25

ouch, i wouldn't pay the ransom if i were u

24788 6

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:35

At least you caught him in the action. Makes it much easier to believe it.

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beast123 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:17

I say act like you don't know get a prenump higher cheaters bust his dump maker and take him for all he has

Ravengage 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:29

Tell his new gf he has a child and a small organ. See if that lasts.

love4all4 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:47

Sucks 2 b u

martie5 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:53

Umm, sorry about that baby. Take me back? Kk

Milly_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:53

Ah what would you expect from a guy who got you pregnant before marriage? That sucks though, what an ass!

Datdgkryu 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 18:30

I'm eating some cheese. Yeah rock on. I listen to Yanni in my underwear.

romeoz_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:16

What do u look like. Maybe that's why he left. LOL

_DumbAZz_ 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:01

I Bet That Was The Highlight Of Your Day, Huh?

moviemaniac97 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 17:19

Hmmmmm...... How would you explain that to the kid

rakhil11 7

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:10

64 is ftw, no divorce if there's no marriage ;)

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