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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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By Greg - 28/10/2013 21:53 - United States - Livonia

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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Saturday 20 August 2011 12:25

Chap stick is a big responsiblity ok? Think of the consequences!

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Saturday 20 August 2011 12:22

Better too young than too old :)

Comments

somerandomdude19 2

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:11

I think theres a sock in there... Just sayin

pr3ttybellx021 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:13

Wow!!

iHeartReyRey 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:19

I don't get it..

duckman9 55

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:10

you should first get out of your parents' basement, meet someone, go over for a coffee late at night, and then you just might get it... pff.. do I need to teach you ppl everything? :))