By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
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ciarafox9 9

Chap stick is a big responsiblity ok? Think of the consequences!

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perdix 29

If you were looking at cherry flavor, maybe she thought you were getting ready to kiss a girl, and was afraid that you might like it.

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Feklfekl2222 32

It's another word for lip balm and it's in a tube similar to a lip stick tube

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Vasin_fml 15

It's for people that are either too lazy or just decide to drink water later.

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hatemylife45 9

You were probably standing by condoms

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bryyxoo 0

There's nothing more annoying than old people that think they can hit you because they're old.

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i_l_y143 0

who slaps old ladies?! that's just mean! :o

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Not if the old bitch assaults you first

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whiterabbit420 4

Softlips "honey" it comes in a regular sized tube not the skinny ones. That's the best, lasts forever too!

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whiterabbit420 4

This was supposed to be a reply to 4......

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lokrar789 7

Old lady masterbates with chap-stick and prob. thinks thats only what they r for

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quadder 0

I would have grabbed the umbrella and snapped it in half and said it's not wise to hit people with a weapon

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