Animals: Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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ashwowa 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 8:09

Hahahahahagahahahahahshahagagahahahagaha!!! WHAT???!?!??!?

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i wish i could have seen that....

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Tuesday 11 December 2012 0:15

That's a true WTF moment...

Karsin 5

Wednesday 12 December 2012 21:49

One minor question...actual beaver or what some people call a beaver?

zachthegaut 10

Thursday 3 April 2014 15:06

This sounded so damn funny in my head

Xeebar 28

Sunday 1 June 2014 19:18

Dag or Norbert?

mnmags 5

Wednesday 3 June 2015 16:59

Was it a Zombeaver?

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Tuesday 22 December 2015 3:43

Justin beaver making his comeback

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It's all a part of their plan

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