Kids Birthday Today, my brother asked if I could babysit his kids tomorrow....

SquirrellyGirl - 15/07/2019 22:00

Today, my brother asked if I could babysit his kids tomorrow. I declined, as tomorrow is my birthday and I have plans. This isn't the first time he's forgotten my birthday, and I doubt it'll be the last. FML

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story of my life - 07/03/2022 02:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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Golden child

Lennell - 24/08/2022 02:00

Today it's my twin brother's and my birthday, and like every year people wish him a happy birthday instead of me. FML

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Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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Thanks for your help

Anonymous - 07/05/2021 20:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after sacrificing multiple weekends to help my kid brother with his various projects, I asked him to help me with one of mine. He nearly blew up at the thought of losing an evening of his free time on a simple task, so I postponed it to later, which means never. FML

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Cool beans

Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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Ondskansgris - 12/03/2009 09:59 - Sweden

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

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Main character syndrome

birthday_loser - 23/01/2013 19:33 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML

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Family issues

thanks bro - 05/03/2021 17:00 - United States

Today, my brother refused to bring his kids to a small family get together for my daughter’s birthday, due to his fear of Covid. Later, I saw online that he was at a huge party for his wife’s family, no masks in sight. When I confronted him, he blocked me and won’t return my calls. FML

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ahh - 28/12/2009 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML

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Anonymous - 09/11/2013 22:30 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 July 2019 23:04

Plot twist: he’s your twin brother.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 15 July 2019 23:34

How old are both of you? Forgetting birthdays sucks but its life. Happy birthday enjoy your plans.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 July 2019 23:04

Plot twist: he’s your twin brother.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 15 July 2019 23:34

How old are both of you? Forgetting birthdays sucks but its life. Happy birthday enjoy your plans.

bl3ur0z3 17

Tuesday 16 July 2019 1:58

Maybe it's a trick to lure you to his house for a surprise party.

LostSoul 19

Tuesday 16 July 2019 2:26

My mom canceled my birthday to go see my cousin instead.

merican_redneck4 11

Tuesday 16 July 2019 2:33

He must not have facebook does he

Trinity Fenwick 7

Tuesday 16 July 2019 14:15

hope you told him so maybe he can remember from now on and also feel like an asshole for at least a hot minute.

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