Intimacy: Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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Saturday 7 November 2009 20:16

A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

wozer 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:36

sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too

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lostmymind4121 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:08

You go girl!

monkey27 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 11:22

She's faking it

xerbrus 14

Sunday 12 January 2014 0:01

possible but some do get really ******* loud especially girls who are into kinky sex

lmsc010202 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 4:25

Should have joined

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 17 January 2013 13:19

That sucks..

Labyrinth13 20

Saturday 4 January 2014 14:13

Your roommate is inconsiderate at best and she's totally faking it if she's that loud.

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