Intimacy: Vicariously

Vicariously

By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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Pointy130 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:44

And you held your breath WHY?

Jmido 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:24

Make a threesome, problem solved. Or you can go out and find a gf.

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Jmido 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:24

Make a threesome, problem solved. Or you can go out and find a gf.

stfubp 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 5:28

YDI for saying shag, thank u austin powers...

keezyisfly 0

Friday 16 April 2010 3:02

Dumbass her username is Cate and also it says he is a female right there in right corner. Loser YDI.

jamsackson 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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annalysse 8

Tuesday 25 September 2012 3:46

not nice

Pinkraincoat 18

Friday 28 March 2014 1:33

English people actually use thAt word.

emily4040 18

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:56

SHE'S a girl.

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 20 March 2018 23:24

She can go find a gf if she wants or a bf or anyone to have sex with or maybe she'd rather wait. Why the **** she was holding her breath though?

Sickillsells 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:26

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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DaDezza244 31

Wednesday 26 December 2012 2:54

Fail.

chris_the_G 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Dazzozo 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:34

Well done, you tried (but failed) to beat us in the race of being the first to comment on all new FMLs, your life now has purpose.

gomego87 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:39

lol

maxdashz 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 12:57

8 Minutes late...

Pointy130 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:44

And you held your breath WHY?

xcutegirlx 6

Tuesday 28 August 2012 7:27

That's what I was thinking! Hah

perdix 29

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:02

Go hold the camera, you lazy bitch, and give us the link to where you post the video! If you are going to suffer in any case, why shouldn't we get some good fapping material while you're up? You probably ought to ********** while the new girl provides the sound effects for you. Tell your housemate how that goes for you. The girlfriend can't be at your house ALL the time. ;)