Animals: Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

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By Anonameow - 19/07/2016 13:49

Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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passief 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:54

Ill get the razor.

YacL 15

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:28

Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".

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RawrGoesTheDino4 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:59

*insert racist comment here*

DarkHelmet 10

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:11

LOL clever and LOVE the pic

LoonyKev 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:00

put on red and blue tights on ur head... and got urself... a SPIDERAFRO

sematariux 7

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:50

lmao

31889 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:47

Hahahaha score! #13

ImInABox 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:01

Shave it off. Or maybe they'll leave messages in your hair.

zach456 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:07

ha just imaging a guy walking Dow. the street with the end is near in his afro

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:03

Yeah, I respect people with Afros so much. It must be so much work to keep it looking awesome.

maxinexoxo 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:04

I hate Spiders that's so nasty :0

instnt1nfction 17

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:57

did you know you swallow about 8 spiders a year in your sleep? MUAHAHAHAHA I just ruined dreamland

denbeste 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:17

fake fact. try again.

kittycatman2 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:04

It'll be quite attractive when they grow up and crawl out yo Afro while you're talking to a hottie.

Crazy4Christ 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:04

baby daddy

jdeshnerx3 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:31

racist much?

Haleyz_a_BOSS 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:04

Dude I would go insane...spiders are scarier to me than even the thought of someone still having an Afro in 2011.

nucky_fml 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:55

the last part of your comment was funny

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:06

That's a hilarious mental image.

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:07

This was NOT me, I swear!!

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