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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:54

Ill get the razor.

YacL 15

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:28

Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".

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shortie916 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:01

CONGRATS!!! Your a proud mother of a bunch of spiders. Haha FYL

Xpensive 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:09

i know your on your way to the barber to get that cut or your moments from soaking your head in water..

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:22

Take a shower, was your affro, and hope that they all die.

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:24

wash*

xoxemily26 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:23

ydi for having an Afro. Afros are not okay in this society

zenti 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:45

Why not? Last time I checked it's a natural wash-and-go hairstyle. The hair grows out of the scalp that way on its own.

Evangeline1 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:27

haha,I guess you have to shave your head :))

pinkesprinkles 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:29

omg thats just terrible :(

invicta8926 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:35

When do you plan on getting rid of your.............infestation?

d3xt3r3 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:43

shower?

ddot 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:56

time to cut the fro!

HOLYSHIAT 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:03

I know how you feel, Afro's are hard to keep safe.

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