Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the...

By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

That's when you know you need a nap.

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Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

Don't worry OP, I've done the exact same thing! It's okay to be a little scatterbrained once in a while! :)

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SomeRandomUser 19

Thursday 12 November 2015 3:23

I've always wondered why something like this hasn't been invented and popularized yet.

Puppytales 2

Thursday 12 November 2015 5:25

This week, I did this with my office door and the elevator.

pmj4iv 2

Thursday 12 November 2015 5:52

Whatever you were on, I want some.

alkolaali 7

Thursday 12 November 2015 15:58

Been then done that.

RealSuperSand 21

Friday 13 November 2015 16:47

I also occasionally get intoxicated and forget how to get into my house.

TaylorMinecraft 12

Friday 13 November 2015 19:14

I do this all the time

cherylrenee 14

Friday 13 November 2015 20:12

I think it's safe to say we've all done this at least once in our lives.

JazziH93 1

Tuesday 8 December 2015 1:01

Alex? Is that you?

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