Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the...

By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 06:05 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2014 15:05

Today, after getting home from the supermarket, I went to unlock the door so my dad could carry the groceries in. No matter how hard or how many different ways I tried, the lock wouldn't shift. My dad eventually grabbed the keys, twisted once, and after the door unlocked, called me an idiot. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

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Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

That's when you know you need a nap.

singlwforlife 22

Wednesday 11 November 2015 9:12

Don't worry OP, I've done the exact same thing! It's okay to be a little scatterbrained once in a while! :)

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oceaneyes213 21

Wednesday 11 November 2015 12:24

I've done this before. Of course, it was before my coffee.

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 11 November 2015 13:43

It's called a brain fart, and we all have them. Scientists believe our brains may hold up to 100 terabytes of storage we use in decision making, and on occasion it has a hiccup. Just scroll down your mind memory and press the delete button.

exoticwaved 9

Wednesday 11 November 2015 13:45

Instead of whining, how about you invent the technology and market it for millions?

jason202700 17

Wednesday 11 November 2015 14:03

*starts slow clap*

vikky538 28

Wednesday 11 November 2015 14:20

You are just zoned out a bit. Take a chill pill

abadoo123 15

Wednesday 11 November 2015 14:56

Lies!! Saw this on ifunny XD

tomvertigo 17

Wednesday 11 November 2015 15:02

We all have our moments, OP. No worries

thelazytree9 16

Wednesday 11 November 2015 15:06

Lay off the pot

ShadowStarEXE 35

Wednesday 11 November 2015 15:29

A little burned out OP? Never done that myself, but I've done similar stuff. :)

rookworst 24

Wednesday 11 November 2015 15:29

It's like working hard on an essay and pressing Ctrl-z when you knock over your waterbottle. Sometimes our minds don't work properly :)

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