Love: Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

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Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

just leave!

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treewolf 5

Thursday 9 July 2015 16:58

Breaking up with someone doesnt their approval nor consent unless it is a marriage. Get some friends to back you up if you cant stand up for yourself alone.

twhalen2 6

Wednesday 30 December 2015 5:54

I don't think that's how it works

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Sunday 6 August 2017 11:14

hey hun, I'm breaking up with you... NOPE!

KrazyKatz3 26

Saturday 9 September 2017 3:09

I've done that before... I was just in shock. I'm sure if you talk to him he'll understand eventually.

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