Work: Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on...

By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 11:49 - United States

Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML

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Friday 18 May 2012 16:28

He was just marking his territory.

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debbster7 18

Friday 18 May 2012 17:06

Awe come on! You know you like his ball sweat ;)

jbe_fml 0

Friday 18 May 2012 17:14

Cool that room Down

Needafarm 22

Friday 18 May 2012 17:16

Did you look before you sat on the chair? On a second note, YUCK!

ShuckFit 4

Friday 18 May 2012 17:26

damn that's nasty, and you know it probably smelled too. I guess that's what you get for sitting down on the job. you're lucky you're not fired.

tgav11 0

Friday 18 May 2012 17:33

Thats Americans for you

raraisbang 12

Friday 18 May 2012 17:39

Because canadians never have brief moments of stupidity and shitty luck, right? ;)

SouthernPride95 19

Friday 18 May 2012 19:00

48 this is why your a dumbass

lidemocr 0

Friday 18 May 2012 17:36

Why are we assuming said boss is a man?

ICastillo 24

Friday 18 May 2012 17:40

Damn that's gross you just marinated in your bosses juices.

KaelaKhaotic 5

Friday 18 May 2012 17:45

Sweat mixed with a bladder problem?

stud68Camaro 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 7:19

What's up

japtch 15

Friday 18 May 2012 18:11

Swass.

pilar21 7

Friday 18 May 2012 18:17

I guess he worked his butt off!

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