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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Go grandma! At least she had fun.

kjcamaro3 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Come on granny....roll those hooters back up!

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Robbogas 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:54

You Aussies sound great fun lol

perdix 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:55

For all that is good and holy, I hope this case goes to trial. The Victim Impact Statement will surely cause mass vomiting.

aka_Specs 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:58

Just imagine...if there are pictures to go with it...it may causing some sort of traumatic event in your life.

erfia 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:01

Go grandma!

sharakay79 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:01

Ugh, I just threw up a little. In my mouth. Granny may know how to party, but eew! I'm traumatized by the mental image.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:13

Did you bail her out or leave her in jail to rot to teach her a lesson?

urrealitysux 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:20

Is she hot

Kk_Waylen24 21

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:31

That would be disturbing to see *__*

RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:38

Images... in... my mind... gaaahhh.

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 2 January 2012 2:32

Someday, youll be at that age, and youll be naked, and when people think of that thought, theyll go "Gaaaahhhhh"

kimmi41509 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:45

Granny ****

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:31

The thought of hardcore granny **** caused a nuclear holocaust in my brain......

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