Miscellaneous: Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was...

By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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jemmers 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Go grandma! At least she had fun.

kjcamaro3 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:03

Come on granny....roll those hooters back up!

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:18

MY EYES... ARE BURNING!!! Or was that just a few brain cells from the mental image?

Liimitless 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:19

Rawr

every1luvsboners 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:25

She was wearing clothes, just forgot her bra. Her **** were probably dragging on the ground. Unfortunately that is a form of indecent exposure.

gev 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:26

Poor guy, got a granny that's still got spunk. Go granny!

yourlove13 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:38

granny has more game than you ever will(:

kickuwithmyfist 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:40

YES!

TourettesGuy69 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:41

Yer Grandma is a beast

GenaALazer 22

Monday 2 January 2012 0:03

flip

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:43

Grandma got crunk.

ridin_n3rdii 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:48

looks like your grandma goes hard!

smallsmerry123 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:50

Was she in the same colony that the 10 year old boy went to?

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 2 January 2012 2:34

I don't think anybody would consider that "indecent" over there...

pyromania21 0

Monday 2 January 2012 19:05

wen it comes to grannies it's indecent no matter where they are

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