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By crap - 17/01/2014 16:24 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

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lilmslady 11

Friday 17 January 2014 21:12

I guess dreams really do come true

leroyjenkins006 10

Friday 17 January 2014 21:11

Let the brown rivers flow

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Calingaladha 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 4:18

Running in your sleep? Or were you sliding into first?

rwcw89 2

Saturday 18 January 2014 4:49

When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real!

MissSarcasm01 18

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:13

Haven't you ever seen Family Guy?

rdnkchevy 9

Saturday 18 January 2014 6:06

Hope nobody was sleeping next to you

gabagabaheyu 10

Saturday 18 January 2014 7:47

shiiiiiiiiiiiit

cmac86 23

Saturday 18 January 2014 9:52

man and I thought peeing in your bed was a problem.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 10:15

Well yes it is true you most likely have it. And it sucks. Sorry to hear about that hope you get over whatever is ailing you quickly. For me it's pain pills and night terrors. And all y'all berating oP for posting this is and FML of the worst kind I can think of.

CupOfCoffee 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 13:06

Wow, that sucks, OP. FYL

Robert1989 9

Saturday 18 January 2014 13:54

that's a shitty situation to be in.

hickdog 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 14:02

WTF?

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