Health: Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea,...

By crap - 17/01/2014 16:24 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

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Friday 17 January 2014 21:12

I guess dreams really do come true

leroyjenkins006 10

Friday 17 January 2014 21:11

Let the brown rivers flow

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Regta500 10

Friday 17 January 2014 22:20

Sadly i Can confirm this

whitester 5

Friday 17 January 2014 22:51

Dream of diapers more often.

Kateyez_26 13

Friday 17 January 2014 23:09

Oh shit, that blows....

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 17 January 2014 23:40

hahahahahahahahaha

eron92 7

Friday 17 January 2014 23:49

Hopefully you were home!

FranklySpeaking 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 0:28

When you're laying in the bed, and you feel something spread. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Baucis 10

Saturday 18 January 2014 1:09

So you frosted the sheet cake?

hickdog 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 2:49

thus is just horrid and FYL, but L...O...L

darryaz 9

Saturday 18 January 2014 3:11

Been there. Fortunately it was MANY years ago for me.

xElitexGamer 5

Saturday 18 January 2014 3:59

Just guys having wet dreams, if you're cumming in your dream, your probably actually cumming.

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