Animals: Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I...

By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:39

chase the ****** down

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katieklein 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:01

did you chase that dude downn?!

decade444 4

Friday 24 June 2011 3:29

five words:Kick him in the balls!!!

rcloca 10

Friday 24 June 2011 13:43

im sorry this is the funniest FML ive ever read sorrry bout the puppy tho

massie21492 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:19

not the new puppy! T-T

perry4 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:46

id chase him... poor puppy

diabeticgirl 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:44

awe did you get it back?

nosferatu4444 10

Monday 29 August 2011 15:40

theres this this thing called a leach

ZeroIce 12

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:09

oh no! That sucks D: im soo sorry... buy a fence maybe?

husky22 0

Monday 13 February 2012 2:25

awww! poor puppy! call the police!

Yordan 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 19:23

son of a bitch

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