Friends and Awkward: Hack - FML

Hack

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my friends and I were feeling nostalgic and decided to listen to some of Dane Cook's old stuff. We got to "The Friend Nobody Likes" and I commented that I'm glad we don't have a person like that in our group. This was followed by a very awkward silence, and someone suggesting we listen to something else. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 31 March 2022 7:03

I'm guessing you're the guy who brings the snacks and beer. There's got to be a reason your "friend group" keeps you around.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 31 March 2022 7:03

I'm guessing you're the guy who brings the snacks and beer. There's got to be a reason your "friend group" keeps you around.

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