Intimacy: Today, I had to hide some Oreos inside my bra to motivate my...

By . - 05/08/2016 16:57 - Germany - Neuwied

Today, I had to hide some Oreos inside my bra to motivate my husband to get close to me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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By NotInTheRightPlace - 17/03/2014 18:18 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML

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By Filing for divorce - 27/11/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML

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Saturday 6 August 2016 20:42

Oreos and ****? Doesn't get much better than that

Lustig_Junge 16

Saturday 6 August 2016 20:44

Well, Oreos go breast with milk! ;D

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Thursday 9 November 2017 23:17

that's gross and pathetic.

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