Love, Cheating, Contraception and Suspicious: Bad sign

Bad sign

By Filing for divorce - 27/11/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML

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Thursday 28 November 2024 0:03

Well, at least he's playing it safe...

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Friday 29 November 2024 1:51

Hope you went have lunch with him!

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Wadlaen 23

Thursday 28 November 2024 0:03

Well, at least he's playing it safe...

1known 30

Friday 29 November 2024 1:51

Hope you went have lunch with him!

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