Work: Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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Thursday 24 November 2011 16:01

Lucky!

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twondai 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 1:37

um... wtf?

gibsonFML 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 19:04

did you ever encounter a goat in ypur bathroom?

curleyQ97 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 7:59

atleast it was easy to avoid awkward conversation...

bakerella 29

Saturday 29 December 2012 18:38

yes, and it makes for a good story :D

LazyLord6 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 6:12

Was it alive or dead?

TrollingStalker 16

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:20

One does not simply.

wynnona 17

Sunday 6 January 2013 7:45

How did you even get into that situation??

milenko65 1

Friday 10 May 2013 18:51

why was there a chicken on an elevator and why did you get in with said foul?

tigerlilytracey 6

Wednesday 9 October 2013 11:54

thank God it wasnt an emu!

Redneckcrazyyy 6

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:15

How?? You know what, I'm not even gonna ask...

mrpravz 5

Tuesday 12 November 2013 4:28

You know what's for dinner then.

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