Work: Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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legresley85 1

Friday 25 November 2011 5:04

I want to hear the rest of this story.

ipodgirl14 0

Friday 25 November 2011 5:33

Why were you in an elevator with a chicken???

danielxp 0

Friday 25 November 2011 5:44

Why did the chicken get in the elevator?

karishmo 2

Friday 25 November 2011 6:17

look on the bright side, if you were stuck in there for days you wouldn't have starved

Epicjulie 0

Friday 25 November 2011 6:33

Thank god that is not me... I don't really like chickens o,O

sierralovesyou 0

Friday 25 November 2011 6:41

Wtf?? That is not fair.

Carlie_McCartney 1

Friday 25 November 2011 6:51

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia... Oh! This was the UK, was it? My mistake x)

InsaneGenius 0

Friday 25 November 2011 8:44

Why was a chicken in an elevator..?

CrizzyCream 1

Friday 25 November 2011 9:07

Omg.! I feel your pain.! I was trapped in an elevator todayy too

PieterseMJ 20

Friday 25 November 2011 14:25

were you too chicken to ask for it's number?

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