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By anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:34 - France

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

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Saturday 5 March 2011 11:56

You asked for it. Parents love to embarrass their children. Zip your mouth next time.

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Comments

vivalahkelly 7

Saturday 2 April 2011 19:15

that's happened to me before..

aprilita 8

Wednesday 13 April 2011 1:48

omg the same thing happened to me!!!! :P

aaronruark 2

Friday 22 April 2011 7:09

what's wrong with you thats what parents do

ShannonBitt 29

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:41

This is why I don't tell my parents anything.

LyddyKitty 0

Monday 25 July 2011 18:38

Happens to me all the time.

VickiRedRose 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:43

My parents have done the same thing to me lol it sucks and is completely embarassing

blinksmilewink 23

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:10

Shoulda let rip a few more.

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:45

Why would you tell your parents?

OctoberRainfall 13

Monday 9 January 2012 20:36

This is why I never tell my parents when I find someone hot

Hannah0214 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:09

Why would you tell your parents anyway???

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