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Not a wife guy

By Anonymous - 24/01/2025 08:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML

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Yudith 25

Saturday 25 January 2025 15:17

Time to ditch the corduroy pants and cardigans and dress your own age.

Chazzster 29

Saturday 25 January 2025 21:41

One time when visiting, I went antiquing with my Mom. We stopped in the coffee shop for a snack and the person thought we were a “couple”. My wife didn’t go because she is not exactly a fan of my mom. Mom liked the implication… Some people look older than their years and some younger. And there are couples who are mixed ages. Let it go - It’s no big deal.

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Yudith 25

Saturday 25 January 2025 15:17

Time to ditch the corduroy pants and cardigans and dress your own age.

Chazzster 29

Saturday 25 January 2025 21:41

One time when visiting, I went antiquing with my Mom. We stopped in the coffee shop for a snack and the person thought we were a “couple”. My wife didn’t go because she is not exactly a fan of my mom. Mom liked the implication… Some people look older than their years and some younger. And there are couples who are mixed ages. Let it go - It’s no big deal.

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