Painful and Health: Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest...

By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML

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chungy92 5

Saturday 18 September 2010 12:15

ouch

dacho 7

Saturday 18 September 2010 12:28

YDI for sneezing >.>

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alexxss_fml 10

Sunday 19 September 2010 4:47

yeeep. sneezings a bitch.

countryman_fml 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 7:57

pussy

ijrnelson 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 13:03

more common than u think, chin up

Atvrulez 0

Monday 20 September 2010 5:27

lol it's vety common actually and your lung can actually calapse from sneezing/coughing

east_coast319 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:36

a couple years ago my dad was hospitalized for several days. he pulled a muscle in his back from sneezing. It was so bad that he couldn't move.

Milly143 3

Wednesday 29 December 2010 9:05

thats wat happened to my moms boyfriend. he sneezed and he threw out his back

OhbbyCx 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 4:55

Did you sneeze out JESUS?! Damn xD

lizabyrd 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 4:07

I tore cartilage in my ribs about a month ago, from caughing too hard. lol it doesn't feel too good.

xavierpineda2 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 3:31

****** pussy

Vocal1 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 22:05

oh mi gosh, the same thing happened to my neck last year.

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