Intimacy: Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but...

By embarrassedhubby - 18/09/2010 03:48 - Canada

Today, when I came home from work, I saw my wife in nothing but black boots and a Santa hat. My boss and coworker were with me. I now have guys wanting to have a threesome with us. FML

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Thursday 10 August 2017 15:24

You didn't think to tell her you were bringing people home?

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guess your wife is hot... congrats ☺️

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Thursday 10 August 2017 15:24

You didn't think to tell her you were bringing people home?

fookmyleaf 13

Friday 8 December 2017 20:19

guess your wife is hot... congrats ☺️

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