Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 13:27 - Costa Rica

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 22 February 2010 22:56

Put some filthy erotic poetry in the trash with graphic imagery of nasty sex scenes. Just as she is getting orgasmic over it, end it by addressing it to your dad. That ought to fix it.

xKazama_Blood 0

Monday 22 February 2010 20:03

That's weird and disturbing at the same time.

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fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:51

That's just creepy.

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