Kids: Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 20:58 - United States - Durham

Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

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Wizardo 33

Thursday 17 March 2016 11:10

Clock him solidly around the head. Dominance asserted.

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Thursday 17 March 2016 11:04

Well at least he didn't pee on you.

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fundip15 7

Saturday 19 March 2016 15:44

Well know we know who's the dominant one

kquals 8

Wednesday 23 March 2016 0:46

I would suggest getting revenge, but I predict he is one of those kids who immediately repeal's to your parents and gets you in trouble without receiving any sort of punishment himself.